If events in the last few years have felt like a higher power playing Mad Libs with our lives, then it looks as if it’s running out of options. “SpaceX,” you imagine it pulling out “gets sued by…” and then the sounds of paper rustling until it says, “Cards Against Humanity.” Turns out the silly game jokesters own an acre of land near to SpaceX’s facility in Texas, which the latter has been using for its own purposes.
. The lawsuit says the previously pristine land has been turned into an ersatz staging ground and parking lot for nearby construction work. It asks for $15 million compensation for the trespass and damage. If successful, it says it’ll share the win with the crowdfunding backers who coughed up to buy the land.
If the higher power in question wants some help with some suggestions, it could do worse than suggesting Engadget’s humble newsletter writers win a billion pounds each on the same day in completely different competitions.
— Dan Cooper
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Don’t worry, it’s not using that power for anything good!
Microsoft is . Those with short memories may not know it was the site of a 1979 meltdown that helped halt the development of nuclear energy in the US.
Now, I’m not mad the plant is being reactivated, since nuclear offers safe, clean and abundant energy. TMI reactor one remained in operation from 1985 until 2019, so it’s got a healthy track record too. But I am mad at the reason Microsoft’s cutting the check: to power its AI data centers!
Anyone for pickleball?
Here’s a non-exhaustive list of reasons I rarely visit movie theaters:
The cost
Not being able to pause the movie to visit the restroom
People talking during the movie
People checking Facebook on their phone during the movie
People making phone calls during the movie
Here’s a non-exhaustive list of things movie chains will do to lure me back:
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OpenAI is reportedly ditching its increasingly recognizable hexagonal flower logo in favor of something a bit more sinister. . At the same time, a new profile of Sir Jonathan Ive reveals the long-rumored partnership between him and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is real. . Let’s hope it does better than the Humane Pin, the last AI hardware tool cooked up by a storied designer with Apple on their resume.
